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Conspiracy Theories

In a fun filled day, it transpired that that all of those conspiracy theories peddled by that common little shopkeeper Nanger Fayed (whose shop incidentally refuses admittance of soldiers in service dress) are all p*ss & wind – so no surprises there then ..

An official UK police inquiry into the Paris car crash which killed Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed has found no evidence the couple were murdered. Lord Stevens, who led the three-year investigation, said the 1997 crash was a "tragic accident". The inquiry report said chauffeur Henri Paul, who also died, was speeding and over the legal drink-drive limit. A spokesman for Mr Al Fayed's father said he does not accept the findings as questions remain "unanswered".

They only question that remains is quite why anyone with even a modicum of cerebral function pays any attention to this grubby little man – he demonstrates the same lack of judgment that his son had, getting into a car with a drunk driver.

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Now while we are on the subject of grubby little men, my little Toni achieved another first yesterday, being the first serving Prime Minister to be interviewed by police during a criminal investigation

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Now we do need to get our facts straight here, Blather never promised to be "whiter than white". What he actually said was that Nu-Labour intended to be

"purer than pure"

and that he intended to form

"a government that seeks to restore trust in politics in this country”

I just wonder if he stands by those comments today because if he does, he is just about the only person that still believes them. The litany of mis-management, lies & spin is endless: all funded by the taxpayer. But remember, Toni is just a regular guy. Really? Well come the Glorious Day, we really will call you to account & not by using the National Audit Office which is now run by one of Toni's Cronies. I sometimes use the strap line “half a dozen shotguns in the Landrover waiting for the call to arms”. Woe betide any politician that thinks I am joking

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It seemed a little odd that she, as the titular head of the anti land mine foundation was shagging the son of an arms dealer, and freeloading on his money, if there was any conspiracy Al F should look at his co-dealers as given his want of a passport, and the leverage Diana could excert as his in-law the arms business would be a cheap sacrafice for becoming english!!!!!

Ah, the bulimic whinger … shall we just say that if her IQ had been a couple of points lower, then forget all the frocks … they would have just had to water her twice a week

"...they would have just had to water her twice a week" And she would have got more conversation from her husband!

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