Wednesday morning: A Irish joke for ya
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fooook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course" he replies "what's the use of foooookin' one?"
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Paddy is sitting in the pub when Murphy comes in on crutches and heavily bandaged
"What Hoppened to ya then?" asks Paddy
"I was havin a shag wi' Mrs O'Riley when Mr. O'riley came home early and beat the bejezus outta me wi' that bloody big sheleighli (sp?) he carries."
"That's terrible" sez Paddy "Did you have nothing in yer hand to defend yerself with?"
"Only Mrs. O'Rileys ass. Tis a fine ass, but not worth a dom in a fight"
Posted by: Billll | November 16, 2006 2:15 AM