But then again there are a few firemen in Glasgow that must pondering the philosophical nature of fairness in Blair’s Britain. It seems safe to assume that these jocks signed up to fight fires, rescue cats from trees & make a fortune out of having second jobs (made possible because of their overly generous terms & conditions of service) … not be ordered to hand out leaflets at a ‘gay pride march’. Such it the way of things in Toni’s lo-cal, all inclusive, carbon emission free, Britain, that when said Jocks refused (nay pooooftahs!) they end up on a charge & packed off for re-education on an inclusiveness indoctrination programme.

This Mr Blah & so much more I hold you directly & personally responsible for & once you are on the rock’n’roll feel free to pop round to FM Towers for a little re-education, Mrs FM style. She & her huntin’ chums would relish the opportunity to have a full & frank personal discussion about your legislative programme – don’t worry about buying a return ticket, you wont be needing it.

If irony is the right word (& possibly it is) as the 5th anniversary of 9/11 fast approaches, despite all his other myriad sins, it is probably this event & his subsequent support for the War on Terror that has brought about Blah’s downfall – if you like, his own suicide note. Whilst the majority of the British public accept the fact that we will be fighting the jihadies for some time to come, they simple don’t trust Blair to run it. Which frankly is hardly surprising given Nu-Labours shameless misrepresentations to the British public, assaults on our civil liberties & institutions, sale of peerages, attempted nationalisation of our children etc etc etc