Dear readers, my lawyers advise me that under no circumstances is your humble correspondent to make public allegations that Lord Cashpoint raised immense sums of money for my little Toni, from eager donors who wanted nothing but to further the British political process & errrrrrrrrrr a few titles & political favour – so instead …..

Getting Bernie Ecclestone to donate money to Nu Labour: £1,000,000
Raising money to fund Nu Labours 97 election campaign: £12,000,000
Further money raising for Mr Blah: £27,000,000
Named ‘King of the Cronies’: appointed Baron Levy of Mill Hill
Being arrested by the Metropolitan Police as part of their ongoing investigation into ‘cash-for-peerages’.....

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