So Spud Rooney is getting paid a fiver for his book deal. Now I know that it is said that every body has at least one book in them, but Rooney??????? So, as commentor Hugh put it to me earlier this morning, what do we think will the titles be?

Very Hungry Wayne
Janet & Wayne go to a football match
Waynes nearly Big Speller
Wayne & Fireman Sam go out on the Lash
Colleen & Wanye go to the High Street

or

Battling Hairloss for the under 25's
How to spell Swear Words
'Referee - You F****ing W***er' - A Layman's Guide to Match Official Abuse
ABC Guide to Liverpool's Hookers
A Shellsuit Too Far - Collen & Wayne Go Shopping