Tourettes syndrome & chat rooms
Again dear readers let us set matters of taste firmly to one side in a similar manner to which the box’eads spurn any semblance of dress sense. Once great Britain might now be engulfed by political correctness, but like a debutants bra (up & out girls, up & out) tonight I fully propose to make light of incurable neuropsychiatric disorders – if you are in anyway offended by this, that is entirely your right as an offendee (eh? Ed) in exactly the same way as it is my right as an offendor to poke fun at sufferers of Tourettes Syndrome.
Whilst more than one person has commented that increasingly your humble correspondent suffers from a severe case of coprolalia (yes, that’s coprolalia – Google it!) that is nothing when you consider that these days a prerequisite of achieving high governmental office seems to be that you need to be a complete nutter, intellectual spastic, retard or preferably, combination of all three. Parliament isn’t so much a ship of fools as proof that Care in the Community simply doesn’t work.
Given that yesterday morning a well known investment bank now in public ownership informed me that I must be barking mad if I thought they were going to give me any more money after half a dozen man sized nightcaps, I had cause to ponder in somewhat hazy fashion that I too might actually be a sufferer.
Therefore in the light of these completely unfounded allegations ... aardvark ... I have spent a bit of time doing some research which has revealed some interesting & informative websites best of which was Tourette Syndrome which provides both information, support & a wide range of links to related sites.
However, upon closer inspection, it would appear that this site has the potential to provide one of the most amusing resources on the internet - yes, there it is on the page - the link to a Tourette Syndrome chat room ...! Oh yes, there is a God after all. Parp. Can you imagine the conversations??
Member 1: Woof
Member 2: F**K OFF!
Member 1: Woof woof
Member 3: F-F-F-F- F**KING W***KER
Member 1: Woof woof woof
Member 4: @*%&) #?^- ... etc etc etc
I mean, what is a moderator to do?? Wibble! During a busy time, it must resemble a cross between Battersea Dogs Home & your average soccer crowd but if for whatever reason my posting drops off this week, you know where you will be able to find me, not so much barking at the moon as howling at the screen on my laptop.
Comments
Marvelous. I can't think of a chat room better suited to my manner of public discourse.
Posted by: Johnny | February 28, 2006 8:35 PM
Yup, sounds just like the house of commons with a better vocabulary.
Posted by: chris Edwards | June 24, 2009 3:09 AM
So if you are elected(selected) to be a member of Parliment you are automatically issued a handicap parking sticker?
Posted by: toad | June 24, 2009 5:23 AM
Saw a picture on the net a few years ago purporting to be the HQ for the supporters of those suffering from said malady. The big marquee sign on the front read, "National Tourettes F**k Damn Shit Syndrome Foundation."
Posted by: walt | June 24, 2009 4:55 PM
And dollars at star number!
Posted by: Kristopher | June 24, 2009 5:19 PM
First Mustapha Kunt, now this! FMFT just keeps on giving. Bless you and your entire tribe.
Posted by: Bomber Harris | June 24, 2009 7:08 PM
Bomber, delighted you enjoy the content
Posted by: Mr Free Market | June 24, 2009 8:07 PM