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A bad weekend joke

I was asked to run a marathon.I said, "no way."
They said "come on, please, it's for spastics and blind children",
so I thought, **** it, I could win this

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It's still piss funny, everytime I hear it. Subtle too.

An oldie but a goodie.

Brilliant!

Reminds me of the chap who asked for the commentator at the Paralympics to be disqualified, on the grounds that he had no speech impediment, did not stammer or stutter, and did not even a stupid regional accent.

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