If you do the horse thing ...
…which regular readers will know, I don’t …

but eldest, jumped a clear round at our local horse show on Saturday. Needless to say, I wasn’t there, as the only reason I can see for being within 2 miles of stables, is young ladies in spray-on jodhpurs. & the reason that I use 2 miles, is that that is the exact distance that is stated in my restraining order – ho hum!
