Scum on the the streets
So here we go again; anarchists, crypto-anarchists, anarcho-Trotskyites, Marxist-Leninists & the full spectrum of soap dodging tofu munching eco-warriors, all getting swept away on a tsunami of ‘revolutionary’ wet dreams, all dreaming of sweeping away capitalism & stopping globalisation. Forget smearing yourself in wode & going wilding in the woods, out come the black hoodies & rapist’s masks so we can witness absolutely pathetic scenes like this …
Call yourselves the ‘Black Bloc’ (an anarchist group based in Germany & Scandinavia)? Come on, where are the Molotov Cocktails? Where are the pipe bombs? You aren’t really trying, are you lads? Organise a riot … you lot couldn’t run a bath. Instead of spending the last week sitting around in beatnik cafes drinking fair-trade coffee burning your Student’s Union cards, your time might have been better spent in Northern Ireland, picking up some tips from the locals – now there is a race that knows how to organise a proper riot!
Admittedly, not being born & brought up in the six counties these pseudo-revolutionaries won’t have been exposed to the low levels of background radiation that is prevalent in Ulster’s soil. This, over the generations has lead to a particular genetic mutation that enables the Northern Irish to throw a half brick an extraordinary distance – with unfeasible accuracy… as anyone that has done a tour in ‘the province’ with the security forces can testify to. But this little lot, bedecked in this seasons urban Gucciflage, are about as much use as a sick headache when it comes to kicking down the walls of injustice. You just can’t get rioters like you used to.
So the rozzers have nicked about 100 bits of pondlife so far, for throwing chunks of paving stones & bits of park benches. Now how exactly is lobbing an arm rest at a copper who is quite happy to be collecting his double time going to bring the downfall of the international capital markets, or am I missing something here?
No doubt the more middle class student protestors (the Marxist-Spencerists) will confine their destructive tendencies to nicking the till from Burger King before getting back for Thursday morning’s lectures at medical school.
As for the three nangers from the World Development Movement – they climbed a 150ft crane above Waverley station & unfurled a banner to highlight the "hypocrisy" of Princess Tony and Tax & Waist Brown's stance towards the Third World. Golly gosh – that’s going to really have them trembling down Downing Street Way.
Needless to say, the pinkos are already starting to squeal like stuck pigs. According to Frances Curran, a Socialist member of the Scottish parliament,
"The behaviour of the police has been provocative & a total overreaction. They seem to be spoiling for a fight"
Well excuse me if you will dear readers for stating the bleeding obvious, but of course the coppers are looking for a punch up – the overwhelming majority of police that are on duty are Scottish & lets be honest here – in certain parts of Scotland, street violence is still regarded at a Sunday afternoon recreational activity … for the whole family … including Grandma! Why on earth to you think that so many of our finest & most feared infantry regiments were raised there?
And then we have the obligatory bunch to screaming sirens, fat swamp donkey women with ironmongery through the nose, all of whom will be wearing orange stripy trousers & shrieking at the tops of their voices about injustice. Well the whole bl**dy lot of them make me sick & the only real injustice is that none of these so called protestors take a proper role in society … as human landfill. After all both they & their purple home woven Icelandic fisherman’s smocks are all bio degradable & thus ‘carbon neutral’.
Now pardon me if you will dear readers, I am off to cut down some trees.
Comments
The stupid "anarchists" came to Palo Alto, of all the Deep-Blue Kerry-loving High-Democrat places, as if to angrily cajole these Brahmins Bay Aryans into further funding the Democrat Underground. Palo Alto is like Protest-Central on the Peninsula Traveling Protest Circuit, a sumptuous feeding ground a cut above the dreary hardscrabble where they might actually swell their numbers with the real unwashed - like San Leandro or Richmond - but it's safe too, with its conveniently located amenities such that they don't have to go very far to reach.
Bah, black-dressed (it's de-rigeur) teenagers from Tower Records and Foothill College nearby - a handful of Trust-Fund nitwits sloganeering and trying to find bedmates - they broke windows at such temples of Capitalist Greed as Starbucks, American Express, E-Trade. The didn't touch Whole Foods. Unfrightened, bored school-kids on vacation watched tremorless.
http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/06/26/ba_anarchy082_mk.jpg
But it gave the police an excuse to practice, so they rolled up Addison School across from my parents house as a staging ground, with two giant trailers of Police horses from San Jose and San Mateo.
Posted by: -keith in mtn. view | July 6, 2005 5:41 PM
well all i can say after stumbling on this is........what the fuck have you done to change shit other than be so damn jaded with life, some people care its obvious that from your high platform you can say its pointless.....but again i ask you what the fuck have you done? there are already enough people who dont care on this planet and that is the problem, you only add to those numbers.
Posted by: antiyou | September 4, 2006 5:19 PM