Ok I freely admit it, I was hogwhimperingly drunk last night courtesy of an awfully nice merchant bank. I didn’t make back to Free Market Towers & awoke this morning on my long suffering business partner’s sofa. My one memory of the back end of the evening was sitting in a Thai restaurant talking a load of complete & utter bollox while shovelling red curry down my throat. However, as I type this through the mist of a hangover, I realise that when it comes to utter bollox, in comparison to this company, I am a mere amateur. So dear readers I have great pleasure in introducing the Ethical Wares; the company that

is an ethically-based mail order company run by vegans who seek to trade in a manner which does not exploit animals, humans or the wider environment. By the sale of these vegan products we hope to play our part in the promotion of a cruelty-free lifestyle.

Whilst I didn’t really fancy a pair of their Hans Blix shoes (oh dear!), I feel drawn to this

"Kick down the walls of injustice with our mighty Liberator Boot."

& to think that from time to time I worry about my own grasp on reality...bidet ferret!