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of Parliamentary Committees & the BBC

As regular readers will know, many on my evenings end with your humble correspondent grafted onto the sofa of sloth, getting ever so gently comatose on a combination of Scotland’s finest & electronic wallpaper. At that time of night, my usual viewing comprises whichever late night politics programme is on because the manual dexterity required to load Band of Brothers into the DVD player has long since vanished … & there is after all, no better way of spending those last few fleeting moments of lucid thought than hopefully watching some pondlife politician, getting a proper verbal kicking. I know, I know – it is the height of bad manners to mock the afflicted, but when these political stooges (of whatever hue) all of whom are more slippery than a greased weasel, start being evasive or trotting out the same old manifesto mantras, I can’t but help thinking that either this person has severe brain damage, or the new vacuum cleaner has arrived. *

Now, it transpires that our politicians are getting a little petulant about being asked pertinent questions & then, actually being expected to answer them. So the parliamentary sub-committee that is reviewing the BBC’s TV tax is taking the opportunity to haul one or two of the BBC’s political jurnos that aren’t Nu Labour lapdogs to complain that these presenters don’t show politicians enough reeeespekt! Oh, the irony…

Lets see, when you think of politicians which words come to mind? Hum, now let me think about this for at least a nanosecond. How about something along the lines of …

two faced bunch of idle lying morally corrupt intellectual midgets that are only concerned with self-aggrandisement & lining their pockets by whatever nefarious means falls easiest to hand

Will that do for starters?

Anyway, none of this should come as a surprise to anyone who is as deeply cynical as me, given that my little Tony has sought to destroy the parliamentary committees by packing them with his cheap suited supporters. Please remember, the one thing Nu Labour hates above all else, is any scrutiny & criticism. But, Mr B.Liar’s sycophants getting into a bitch fight with the Bolshvik Broadcasting Corporation’s Nu Labour meejar luvvies - now that would make good viewing.

And as for our poxy politicians expecting to be shown more respect; my I very humbly point out to them that respect is something that you have to earn & cant just be demanded … but I very much doubt they are listening.

*apologies for using this old Rowan Atkinson line but it just seemed so errrrr appropriate.


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I didn't think they had one or two that aren't Nu Labour lapdogs.

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