"The contest to be the new leader of the Conservative Party is like watching the mixed doubles at Wimbledon – few of us care who wins, but you know someone has to."

So Ken ‘soft shoe shuffle’ Clarke is going to run for leader of the Conservative Party – the same Ken Clarke that lost in two leadership election to Willian Vague & the quiet man (ho ho), Duncan Smith. Will the Tories never learn?

More in similar vein or is that vain (?) from the Anorak