Oi, enough with the Greek. Spot on about the Germans though.

Perhaps you can take Chuck and the rest of the wedding party out for spot of shooting.

I recommend the Guardian's editorial and news rooms, they are positively flush with targets, a couple of beaters to drive them into your guns should be quite sufficient, or just the promise of pictures.

In fact, you might which to consider a mine field and entanglements around your positions, in case they press too close while you are reloading.

Just throw an unloaded shotgun into the Guardian news room. They'll all be driven mad by 'evil'.

just tippexing out di on my royal wedding mug and writing in Camilla Mare Windsor - I reckon Ikea msut have had the wedding list?

This is too funny, tøøth, håir, fingørs, eyebålls, I have to blog the picture. The stuff has quaintly bogus faux-Scåndihøøviån names: a toilet brush called "VIREN" - suppose it transmitts VIRUSes?
The furniture is laminated pressboard - I couldn't even find a decent piece for a loading-bench. You gotta mount a fairly heavy press - that fiberboard crap doesn't stand-up.

Whoops, wrong comment - please see Ikea above.
Charles and the Consort, oh my, get them the a set of FÖRNUFT flatware and be done with it.

Oh goody. Don't hold your breath for the invite.
I hear it is going to be just family, not the whole world, like last time.

Okay, I am a Southerner, and an American (remember, we were reconstructed into the Union, not restored)
and have a dislike of royalty. I detested Ms. P-B
for her part in the break up of the marriage, as well as HRH.

HOWEVER, and this is something that really torques me, is WHY he didn't marry her in the first place?