THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
But under the European Working Hours Directive
He had to fire half because his labour costs increased so much
SIMPLE SIMON
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair
And successfully sued him for not serving pies at an EU mandated temperature
THREE BLIND MICE
Three blind mice
Three blind mice
See how they run
See how they run
They all ran after the farmers wife
Who cut off there tails with a carving knife
And was reported to the RSPCA, later arrested and charged with cruelty to wild animals
SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE
Sing a song of sixpence
A pocket full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
….lets not even go there……….
Well readers, time to get rescued by the markets
JACK & JILL
Jack & Jill went up the hill
Each with two dollars & a quarter
Jill came down with five bucks
Call it what you will
That’s free enterprise for you
Posted by Mr Free Market at October 12, 2003 3:26 PM | TrackBack